I have been asked a lot "What is Cheeky Goblin Outfitters?", to this I say lets go over the definition of the words:
cheek·y /ˈCHēkē/ – adjective
Impertinent or irreverent, typically in an endearing or amusing way.
gob·lin /ˈɡäblən/ – noun
A mischievous, grotesque creature from folklore, often up to no good and loving every second of it.
out·fit·ters /ˈoutˌfidərs/ – noun
A supplier of specialized clothing and gear, typically for an adventure, a lifestyle, or the wild unknown.
When you put it all together, you’ve got Cheeky Goblin Outfitters—a loud, lopsided, low-key legendary crew of creative troublemakers, crafting garments for every nerd, dice-slinger, and chaos-loving dreamer out there.
How rude of me we haven't been formally introduced. My name is Tommy Smellby. I'm what you'd call the strategic mind behind this magical mess of a brand. My
brothers Arthur and John handle the heavy lifting and style-sharpening, but I’m the one scribblin’ sigils in alleyways and drawing up the master plans. We built Cheeky Goblin Outfitters for those of you who roll 20s on your fashion saves and fail every stealth
check at Comic Con. The ones who live for late-night dungeon crawls, neon-lit side quests, bootleg scrolls, enchanted mixtapes, and enchanted tattoos that shimmer under blacklight. We see you. We Are You. Our Designs blend anime color pops, fantasy flair, and street-born grit. Imagine graffiti spellbooks, dragons wrapped ‘round vending machines, and familiars with spray cans instead of wands. That’s our scene—
fantasy California, reimagined through the cracked lens of goblinhood. If you’ve ever wanted to cosplay a wizard and a hypebeast at the same time, well… welcome home.
At Cheeky Goblin Outfitters, we’re not just about lookin’ sick. We’re here to rep every subculture that raised us: RPG tables and tattoo shops, back-alley murals and California swap meets. We honor nerd life, ink life, lowrider life—and we wrap it in a chibi grin with fangs and scuffed sneakers. This is a goblin-run fashion cartel built on dice rolls, graffiti glyphs, and pure enchanted hustle. And this blog? Goblin Ink? It’s our scroll of record. Monthly musings. Shop updates. Deep lore dives. Spotlights on the strange. And maybe, just maybe, a few hidden glyphs if you know where to look. So keep your spellbooks open and your fits fresher than a mimic’s tongue.
We’re the Smellbys. And this is just the beginning.
— Tommy Smellby, Founder & Frontman
Cheeky Goblin Outfitters
Next Volume Preview: Femme Fatales of the Hollow – Meet the Chaos Queens of the Goblin Graffiti Syndicate.
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