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All rise for the jackal-headed judge of the underworld—Anubis. Sure, he weighs hearts against feathers, but let’s be honest: he also looks damn good doing it. This shirt is for mortals who like their gods dark, their humor cheeky, and their style deadly sharp.
Soft, comfy, and goblin-approved, this unisex tee is perfect for history nerds, mythology lovers, or anyone who thinks the afterlife could use a little more fashion sense. Wear it to game night, class, or just to let everyone know you’ve got divine taste (and questionable morals).
Why you’ll worship this tee:
Features the Egyptian god of the underworld in iconic cheeky style
Soft, durable fabric worthy of eternal life (or at least late-night snacks)
Perfect for mythology fans, RPG players, or chaos gremlins with dark humor
Because nothing says “cheeky immortal energy” like Anubis on your chest. 🖤💀✨
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Anubis – Cheeky Goblin Unisex Tee
$21.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Soft, comfy, and goblin-approved, this unisex tee is perfect for history nerds, mythology lovers, or anyone who thinks the afterlife could use a little more fashion sense. Wear it to game night, class, or just to let everyone know you’ve got divine taste (and questionable morals).
Why you’ll worship this tee:
Features the Egyptian god of the underworld in iconic cheeky style
Soft, durable fabric worthy of eternal life (or at least late-night snacks)
Perfect for mythology fans, RPG players, or chaos gremlins with dark humor
Because nothing says “cheeky immortal energy” like Anubis on your chest. 🖤💀✨
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |