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Meet Chalchiuhticue, the Aztec goddess of water, rivers, and lakes—and now the star of your new favorite T-shirt. Flowing with divine style (and maybe just a touch of chaotic goblin energy), this design makes a splash whether you’re dungeon-crawling, strolling the city, or summoning good vibes at the tavern.
Soft, comfy, and perfect for mortals and mischief-makers alike, this tee is a wearable offering to the goddess of flow herself. Spoiler: she accepts tribute in the form of compliments.
Why it’s divine (and a little devious):
Unique goddess-inspired art with cheeky personality
Super comfy fit, perfect for everyday wear or epic quests
Great conversation starter for myth lovers, gamers, and stylish chaos gremlins
Bring the water, bring the mischief—Chalchiuhticue’s got your back. 🌊✨
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Chalchiuhticue – Unisex T-Shirt
$21.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Soft, comfy, and perfect for mortals and mischief-makers alike, this tee is a wearable offering to the goddess of flow herself. Spoiler: she accepts tribute in the form of compliments.
Why it’s divine (and a little devious):
Unique goddess-inspired art with cheeky personality
Super comfy fit, perfect for everyday wear or epic quests
Great conversation starter for myth lovers, gamers, and stylish chaos gremlins
Bring the water, bring the mischief—Chalchiuhticue’s got your back. 🌊✨
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |