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Meet Coyolxauhqui, the Aztec moon goddess who literally lost her head and still became a legend. This shirt is for adventurers who vibe with divine drama, celestial chaos, and mythological power served with a side of sass. Whether you’re into history, roleplay, or just love rocking goddess-level energy, this tee makes you shine brighter than a nat 20.
Soft, comfy, and made for mortals and mischief-makers alike, it’s perfect for game nights, festivals, or just flexing your mythological drip around town.
Why you need this in your hoard:
Striking goddess design with cheeky goblin energy
Soft fabric, perfect for mortals who like comfort with their chaos
A legendary gift for mythology buffs, dice goblins, or moonlit mischief-makers
Channel the moon. Rule with sass. Stay divine, stay cheeky. 🌙✨
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Coyolxauhqui – Unisex T-Shirt
$21.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Soft, comfy, and made for mortals and mischief-makers alike, it’s perfect for game nights, festivals, or just flexing your mythological drip around town.
Why you need this in your hoard:
Striking goddess design with cheeky goblin energy
Soft fabric, perfect for mortals who like comfort with their chaos
A legendary gift for mythology buffs, dice goblins, or moonlit mischief-makers
Channel the moon. Rule with sass. Stay divine, stay cheeky. 🌙✨
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |