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God of fire, forge, and absolutely no chill, Hephaestus knows how to craft more than just weapons—he crafts style. This tee is for mortals and mischief-makers who like their godly inspiration hot, hammered, and just a little cheeky. Whether you’re smelting loot, building traps, or just flexing divine energy, Hephaestus has your back… and your front, in T-shirt form.
Soft, comfy, and fit for both heroes and goblins, this shirt is perfect for mythology nerds, gamers, and anyone who appreciates a little fire with their fashion.
Why it’s a critical hit:
Goblin-approved humor meets godly craftsmanship
Soft, durable fabric for long campaigns, conventions, or casual mischief
Perfect gift for fans of Greek mythology, tabletop gamers, or aspiring gods
Hammer down your style. Light up your wardrobe. Be a little divinely cheeky. 🔥🛠️
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Hephaestus – Cheeky Goblin Unisex Tee
$21.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Soft, comfy, and fit for both heroes and goblins, this shirt is perfect for mythology nerds, gamers, and anyone who appreciates a little fire with their fashion.
Why it’s a critical hit:
Goblin-approved humor meets godly craftsmanship
Soft, durable fabric for long campaigns, conventions, or casual mischief
Perfect gift for fans of Greek mythology, tabletop gamers, or aspiring gods
Hammer down your style. Light up your wardrobe. Be a little divinely cheeky. 🔥🛠️
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |