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All-seeing. Sky-soaring. Eye of vengeance. Horus isn’t just a god—he’s the original “don’t mess with me” energy. This tee brings the power of the falcon-headed Egyptian deity straight into your wardrobe, with a cheeky twist only a goblin could pull off. Perfect for history nerds, mythology fans, and anyone who likes their gods spicy and their style legendary.
Made from soft, comfy fabric, this unisex shirt is battle-ready for everyday wear, epic conventions, or just flexing that divine drip at the tavern.
Why it rules harder than a pharaoh:
Bold design that channels Horus’s all-seeing style
Comfy fabric to keep you fresh through campaigns (and sandstorms)
Perfect gift for mythology buffs, cheeky mortals, or anyone who wants to look like a god among goblins
Because sometimes you don’t need divine favor—you just need a divine outfit. 😏🦅✨
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Horus – Cheeky Goblin Unisex Tee
$21.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Made from soft, comfy fabric, this unisex shirt is battle-ready for everyday wear, epic conventions, or just flexing that divine drip at the tavern.
Why it rules harder than a pharaoh:
Bold design that channels Horus’s all-seeing style
Comfy fabric to keep you fresh through campaigns (and sandstorms)
Perfect gift for mythology buffs, cheeky mortals, or anyone who wants to look like a god among goblins
Because sometimes you don’t need divine favor—you just need a divine outfit. 😏🦅✨
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |