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Some adventurers wait until the battle’s over. Goblins? We don’t have that kind of patience. This shirt is for the chaotic players who grab the loot first, ask questions never, and aren’t afraid to rifle through pockets while the “corpse” is still wiggling. Naughty? Absolutely. Goblin-approved? Always.
Made for mischief-makers and rule-benders, this unisex tee is soft, comfy, and durable enough for dungeon crawls, late-night campaigns, or your next questionable heist.
Why you’ll love it:
Wickedly funny design for dice goblins and chaos gremlins
Soft, breathable fabric to keep you comfy while committing light war crimes
A perfect gift for rogues, barbarians, or anyone who loots first, apologizes later
Stay cheeky. Stay greedy. Loot now, deal with consequences later. 💀🎲
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
I Loot the Corpse (Even If It’s Still Breathing) – Cheeky RPG Gamer Unisex T-Shirt
$21.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Made for mischief-makers and rule-benders, this unisex tee is soft, comfy, and durable enough for dungeon crawls, late-night campaigns, or your next questionable heist.
Why you’ll love it:
Wickedly funny design for dice goblins and chaos gremlins
Soft, breathable fabric to keep you comfy while committing light war crimes
A perfect gift for rogues, barbarians, or anyone who loots first, apologizes later
Stay cheeky. Stay greedy. Loot now, deal with consequences later. 💀🎲
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |