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Some spells are for combat. Others are for fun. The “Polymorph Me Daddy” tee is for the cheeky adventurers who like their magic a little spicy, their humor a little naughty, and their roleplay very… flexible. Whether you’re a bard begging for trouble, a druid with “creative” wild shape ideas, or just a dice goblin with chaotic kinks, this shirt rolls a natural 20 in mischief. Made from soft, comfy fabric, this unisex tee is perfect for conventions, late-night sessions, or giving your DM a reason to roll their eyes (and maybe blush).
Why it slaps harder than a crit:
Wickedly naughty design for dice goblins and chaos gremlins
Comfy enough for long campaigns and long… “sessions”
Perfect gift for spicy roleplayers, flirty bards, or your favorite DM Daddy
Because sometimes you don’t just want to be transformed—you want to be tamed. 😏🎲✨
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Polymorph Me Daddy – Cheeky RPG Player Unisex T-Shirt
$21.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Why it slaps harder than a crit:
Wickedly naughty design for dice goblins and chaos gremlins
Comfy enough for long campaigns and long… “sessions”
Perfect gift for spicy roleplayers, flirty bards, or your favorite DM Daddy
Because sometimes you don’t just want to be transformed—you want to be tamed. 😏🎲✨
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |