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Bow down, mortals—it’s time to serve looks as divine as they are dangerous. The Quetzalcoatl Tee brings the Aztec feathered serpent god straight into your wardrobe with a cheeky twist. Majestic? Absolutely. Intimidating? You bet. Ready to outshine every other adventurer at the table (and in the tavern)? Critical hit.
Soft, comfy, and stylish enough for both mortals and deities, this unisex tee is perfect for history buffs, myth nerds, and dice goblins who like their fashion as legendary as their loot.
Why it’s god-tier:
Epic design honoring the Aztec feathered serpent (with cheeky goblin flair)
Soft, breathable fabric for conquering campaigns or just strutting your stuff
A perfect gift for myth-lovers, gamers, or anyone who worships good drip
Because sometimes, you don’t just roll initiative—you descend from the heavens in style. 🐍✨
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Quetzalcoatl – Unisex T-Shirt
$21.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Soft, comfy, and stylish enough for both mortals and deities, this unisex tee is perfect for history buffs, myth nerds, and dice goblins who like their fashion as legendary as their loot.
Why it’s god-tier:
Epic design honoring the Aztec feathered serpent (with cheeky goblin flair)
Soft, breathable fabric for conquering campaigns or just strutting your stuff
A perfect gift for myth-lovers, gamers, or anyone who worships good drip
Because sometimes, you don’t just roll initiative—you descend from the heavens in style. 🐍✨
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |