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Meet Thoth: Egyptian god of wisdom, writing, and moonlight… which basically makes him the OG Dungeon Master. This shirt celebrates the deity who kept track of everything—from cosmic order to your party’s most embarrassing dice rolls.
Perfect for history buffs, mythology nerds, and dice goblins who like their gods with extra sass, this tee blends ancient vibes with cheeky modern mischief. Soft, comfy, and made for adventurers who’d rather worship at the temple of sarcasm.
Why it’s divine mischief:
Pays homage to Thoth, patron of scribes, spells, and shady wisdom
Goblin-approved humor with a mythological twist
Super soft fabric for mortals, demigods, and chaotic scholars alike
Forget the scrolls—wear your wisdom. 😏✨
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Thoth – Cheeky Goblin Unisex Tee
$21.00
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Flexible returns
Perfect for history buffs, mythology nerds, and dice goblins who like their gods with extra sass, this tee blends ancient vibes with cheeky modern mischief. Soft, comfy, and made for adventurers who’d rather worship at the temple of sarcasm.
Why it’s divine mischief:
Pays homage to Thoth, patron of scribes, spells, and shady wisdom
Goblin-approved humor with a mythological twist
Super soft fabric for mortals, demigods, and chaotic scholars alike
Forget the scrolls—wear your wisdom. 😏✨
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |