Skip to product information
The Norse god of light, beauty, and absolutely zero chill—Baldr has entered your wardrobe. This tee is for adventurers, mythology nerds, and goblins who appreciate a little divine drama with their style. Whether you’re honoring the shining god himself or just flexing that “too bright to fail” energy, this shirt brings epic Norse vibes with a cheeky twist.
Soft, comfy, and ready for both game nights and godly mischief, it’s perfect for casual wear, conventions, or showing off your mythological knowledge (and sense of humor).
Why it’s a crit-worthy pick:
Goblin-approved humor and style inspired by Norse mythology
Soft, durable fabric for long campaigns or long brunches
Makes a perfect gift for mythology buffs, D&D players, or anyone who wants to channel their inner god
Shine bright, roll high, and maybe avoid any fatal mistletoe incidents. 😏⚡
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Baldr – Cheeky Goblin Unisex Tee
$21.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Soft, comfy, and ready for both game nights and godly mischief, it’s perfect for casual wear, conventions, or showing off your mythological knowledge (and sense of humor).
Why it’s a crit-worthy pick:
Goblin-approved humor and style inspired by Norse mythology
Soft, durable fabric for long campaigns or long brunches
Makes a perfect gift for mythology buffs, D&D players, or anyone who wants to channel their inner god
Shine bright, roll high, and maybe avoid any fatal mistletoe incidents. 😏⚡
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |