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Who needs armor when you’ve got rage? This design celebrates every Barbarian’s true calling: smashing skulls first, worrying about pants never. Whether you’re swinging a greataxe, chugging ale, or just living your best pants-free life, this shirt is peak goblin logic.
Available in 4 RAGETASTIC colors—perfect for game night, conventions, or just terrifying the neighbors on laundry day.
Why it slaps (harder than a reckless attack):
Goblin-approved humor for D&D players and dice gremlins
Soft and comfy for marathon sessions (pants optional)
A natural 20 gift for your favorite Barbarian or party clown
Armor Class: questionable. Style: legendary.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Barbarians Are Fighters Who Forgot Pants – Cheeky RPG Unisex T-Shirt
$21.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Available in 4 RAGETASTIC colors—perfect for game night, conventions, or just terrifying the neighbors on laundry day.
Why it slaps (harder than a reckless attack):
Goblin-approved humor for D&D players and dice gremlins
Soft and comfy for marathon sessions (pants optional)
A natural 20 gift for your favorite Barbarian or party clown
Armor Class: questionable. Style: legendary.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |