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All hail Bastet: goddess of cats, protection… and looking way cooler than the rest of the pantheon. This tee brings ancient Egypt into your modern wardrobe with a cheeky twist—because if anyone understands chaotic energy, it’s a cat goddess.
Soft, comfy, and worthy of divine mischief, this shirt is perfect for history nerds, mythology lovers, and anyone who knows cats already run the world. Rock it at game night, conventions, or while worshipping your own furry overlord.
Why it’s purr-fect:
Goblin-approved design with mythological flair
Soft, breathable fabric for mortals and deities alike
A natural 20 gift for cat lovers, RPG fans, and cheeky history buffs
Bow down, bring snacks, and remember—Bastet always crits on charm. 🐾✨
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Bastet – Cheeky Goblin Unisex Tee
$21.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Soft, comfy, and worthy of divine mischief, this shirt is perfect for history nerds, mythology lovers, and anyone who knows cats already run the world. Rock it at game night, conventions, or while worshipping your own furry overlord.
Why it’s purr-fect:
Goblin-approved design with mythological flair
Soft, breathable fabric for mortals and deities alike
A natural 20 gift for cat lovers, RPG fans, and cheeky history buffs
Bow down, bring snacks, and remember—Bastet always crits on charm. 🐾✨
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |