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Bow before the corn daddy. 🌽 The Centeōtl Tee celebrates the Aztec god of maize, the golden snack lord who keeps adventurers fueled and goblins thriving. Sure, other gods bring thunder, war, or wisdom—but Centeōtl brings tacos, tamales, and tequila chasers. Tell me that isn’t the real MVP of the pantheon.
This unisex tee is soft, comfy, and perfect for history nerds, mythology fans, and dice goblins who know divine power tastes best with butter and chili. Wear it to game night, festivals, or whenever you want to channel a little god-tier flavor.
Why it’s a feast fit for a goblin:
Cheeky nod to Aztec mythology with a modern mischief twist
Soft, breathable fabric for divine comfort
Perfect for RPG players, history buffs, or anyone who worships carbs
Praise the maize. Rock the chaos. Centeōtl approves. 😏🌽✨
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Centeōtl – Aztec God of Maize – Unisex Tee
$21.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
This unisex tee is soft, comfy, and perfect for history nerds, mythology fans, and dice goblins who know divine power tastes best with butter and chili. Wear it to game night, festivals, or whenever you want to channel a little god-tier flavor.
Why it’s a feast fit for a goblin:
Cheeky nod to Aztec mythology with a modern mischief twist
Soft, breathable fabric for divine comfort
Perfect for RPG players, history buffs, or anyone who worships carbs
Praise the maize. Rock the chaos. Centeōtl approves. 😏🌽✨
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |