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Bow down to the horned hottie of the forest. The Cernunnos Tee celebrates the Celtic god of wild things, wealth, and “oh deer, he’s fine.” Whether you’re a druid, dice goblin, or just someone who appreciates a god with antlers and serious woodland daddy energy, this shirt lets you channel primal vibes with a cheeky twist.
Soft, comfy, and durable enough for both rituals and game night, this unisex tee is perfect for anyone who worships at the altar of chaos, nature, or just wicked good style.
Why it’s divine mischief:
Goblin-approved design that blends myth, mischief, and style
Soft, breathable fabric (great for frolicking through forests or looting them)
Perfect gift for pagans, gamers, or anyone who hears “horned god” and smirks
Call it ancient worship. Call it modern mischief. Just don’t call him Bambi’s dad. 🦌✨
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Cernunnos – Cheeky Goblin Unisex Tee
$21.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Soft, comfy, and durable enough for both rituals and game night, this unisex tee is perfect for anyone who worships at the altar of chaos, nature, or just wicked good style.
Why it’s divine mischief:
Goblin-approved design that blends myth, mischief, and style
Soft, breathable fabric (great for frolicking through forests or looting them)
Perfect gift for pagans, gamers, or anyone who hears “horned god” and smirks
Call it ancient worship. Call it modern mischief. Just don’t call him Bambi’s dad. 🦌✨
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |