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Sometimes you roll a natural 20. Sometimes you roll a natural 1. Either way—Crit Happens. This design is for every dice goblin who lives for the chaos of the table, whether you’re slaying dragons, accidentally seducing the innkeeper, or face-planting into a trap you should have seen coming. Printed in 4 Colors, this is the perfect fit for game night, conventions, or casual chaos in the wild.
Why you need it in your hoard:
Goblin-level humor that every D&D player gets
Super comfy fit for long campaigns and longer hangovers
The ultimate conversation starter at the tavern (or coffee shop)
Life’s unpredictable. Dice are worse. Crit Happens. 🎲💀
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Crit Happens – Cheeky RPG Gamer Unisex T-Shirt
$21.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Why you need it in your hoard:
Goblin-level humor that every D&D player gets
Super comfy fit for long campaigns and longer hangovers
The ultimate conversation starter at the tavern (or coffee shop)
Life’s unpredictable. Dice are worse. Crit Happens. 🎲💀
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!