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Why talk it out when you can roll Deception and wing it? The “Dice First, Questions Later” T-shirt is for every rogue, bard, and chaotic player who knows lying through your tusks is faster (and funnier) than diplomacy. It’s cheeky, it’s mischievous, and it’s guaranteed to make your DM sigh in despair. Made for adventurers of all alignments, this unisex tee is soft, comfy, and durable enough to survive long campaigns, shady tavern deals, and questionable life choices.
Why it belongs in your goblin hoard:
Goblin-approved sarcasm for RPG and tabletop players
Soft, breathable fabric perfect for rolling dice or rolling lies
A natural 20 gift for your favorite rogue, bard, or lovable troublemaker
Talk is cheap. Lies are free. Dice first, questions later. 🎲😏
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
DIce First, Questions Later – Cheeky Goblin Unisex Tee
$21.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Why it belongs in your goblin hoard:
Goblin-approved sarcasm for RPG and tabletop players
Soft, breathable fabric perfect for rolling dice or rolling lies
A natural 20 gift for your favorite rogue, bard, or lovable troublemaker
Talk is cheap. Lies are free. Dice first, questions later. 🎲😏
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |