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Party like a god… because someone has to. This Dionysus tee celebrates the ultimate deity of wine, chaos, and questionable decisions—perfect for mortals who appreciate fine spirits, messy adventures, and spontaneous debauchery. Whether you’re rolling dice, crashing taverns, or just chasing grapes and glory, this shirt is your divine party starter.
Soft, comfy, and ready for mortal mischief, it’s ideal for game nights, festivals, or convincing everyone you totally belong in Olympus.
Why it’s a divine crit:
Cheeky goblin humor meets Greek god-level chaos
Soft, durable fabric for long nights of revelry (or raids)
Perfect gift for mythology lovers, party bards, or anyone who enjoys a little chaos with their wine
Drink up, roll high, and remember: What happens in Olympus… probably gets retold by goblins. 🍇🎲😏
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Dionysus – Cheeky Goblin Unisex Tee
$21.00
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Flexible returns
Soft, comfy, and ready for mortal mischief, it’s ideal for game nights, festivals, or convincing everyone you totally belong in Olympus.
Why it’s a divine crit:
Cheeky goblin humor meets Greek god-level chaos
Soft, durable fabric for long nights of revelry (or raids)
Perfect gift for mythology lovers, party bards, or anyone who enjoys a little chaos with their wine
Drink up, roll high, and remember: What happens in Olympus… probably gets retold by goblins. 🍇🎲😏
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |