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Why settle for mortal strength when you can channel the swagger of Hachiman, Japan’s legendary God of War? This tee is for adventurers, warriors, and dice goblins who like their divine inspiration with a side of sass. Whether you’re charging into battles, critting your enemies, or just flexing your inner deity at game night, this shirt has your back—literally and spiritually.
Soft, comfy, and built for both casual chaos and tabletop glory, this unisex tee turns heads faster than an arrow from Hachiman’s bow. Perfect for game nights, conventions, or just casually reminding everyone you run the campaign of life.
Why you’ll love it:
Cheeky, goblin-approved humor meets divine Japanese legend
Soft, breathable fabric for long campaigns or divine mischief
Makes a perfect gift for gamers, mythology buffs, and wannabe war gods
Channel the god of strategy, mischief, and epic crits. Hachiman approves… probably. 🎯⚔️
If you want, I can also create a spicier, fun one-liner tagline for this tee that will pop right under the title on Shopify, in the same cheeky tone as your other designs. Do you want me to do that?
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Hachiman – Cheeky Goblin Unisex Tee
$21.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Soft, comfy, and built for both casual chaos and tabletop glory, this unisex tee turns heads faster than an arrow from Hachiman’s bow. Perfect for game nights, conventions, or just casually reminding everyone you run the campaign of life.
Why you’ll love it:
Cheeky, goblin-approved humor meets divine Japanese legend
Soft, breathable fabric for long campaigns or divine mischief
Makes a perfect gift for gamers, mythology buffs, and wannabe war gods
Channel the god of strategy, mischief, and epic crits. Hachiman approves… probably. 🎯⚔️
If you want, I can also create a spicier, fun one-liner tagline for this tee that will pop right under the title on Shopify, in the same cheeky tone as your other designs. Do you want me to do that?
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |