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Fairy tales aren’t always sweet… unless you count the candy house. The Hansel & Gretel Tee flips the Grimm classic on its head with cheeky goblin energy—because nothing says “family fun” like abandoned kids, breadcrumbs, and a witch with an oven kink.
Soft, comfy, and wickedly playful, this shirt is perfect for dark fairy tale fans, dice goblins with a sweet tooth, or anyone who appreciates a little sarcasm with their storybook. Wear it to game night, conventions, or when you’re outsmarting witches in the wild.
Why it’s a tasty crit:
Mischievous twist on a dark classic
Comfy, unisex fit built for long quests (or snack runs)
Perfect gift for fairy tale nerds, RPG players, and cheeky troublemakers
Because in this story, the real moral is: always eat the house. 🍬🔥
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Hansel & Gretel – Cheeky Goblin Unisex Tee
$21.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Soft, comfy, and wickedly playful, this shirt is perfect for dark fairy tale fans, dice goblins with a sweet tooth, or anyone who appreciates a little sarcasm with their storybook. Wear it to game night, conventions, or when you’re outsmarting witches in the wild.
Why it’s a tasty crit:
Mischievous twist on a dark classic
Comfy, unisex fit built for long quests (or snack runs)
Perfect gift for fairy tale nerds, RPG players, and cheeky troublemakers
Because in this story, the real moral is: always eat the house. 🍬🔥
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |