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All-seeing, ever-vigilant… and a little bit mischievous. This Heimdall tee is for adventurers who like their Norse gods powerful, their jokes cheeky, and their rainbow bridges slightly chaotic. Whether you’re guarding Bifrost, spying on the party, or just judging your friends’ dice rolls, Heimdall’s got your back (and your front, on this comfy shirt).
Soft, durable, and designed for long campaigns or casual tavern hangouts, this tee is perfect for Norse mythology lovers, D&D nerds, or anyone who likes their gods with a side of goblin-style humor.
Why it’s worth wielding:
Cheeky, playful take on the all-seeing god of Norse legend
Soft, comfy fabric for marathon gaming or casual chaos
Great gift for mythology nerds, RPG players, or anyone who likes their deities sassy
See everything. Miss nothing. Look this good while doing it. ⚡🌈
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Heimdall – Cheeky Goblin Unisex Tee
$21.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Soft, durable, and designed for long campaigns or casual tavern hangouts, this tee is perfect for Norse mythology lovers, D&D nerds, or anyone who likes their gods with a side of goblin-style humor.
Why it’s worth wielding:
Cheeky, playful take on the all-seeing god of Norse legend
Soft, comfy fabric for marathon gaming or casual chaos
Great gift for mythology nerds, RPG players, or anyone who likes their deities sassy
See everything. Miss nothing. Look this good while doing it. ⚡🌈
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |