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Meet Hel, queen of the underworld and original goth icon. Half living, half dead, and fully badass—she’s the Norse goddess who proves you don’t need sunshine to slay. The “Hel” tee is perfect for adventurers who vibe with the dark side, laugh at mortality, and look great doing it.
Soft, comfy, and dripping with cheeky attitude, this shirt is made for dice goblins, mythology nerds, and anyone who prefers their deities a little deadly. Wear it to game night, metal shows, or just when you want to remind people that you are the afterparty.
Why it’s a Hel of a choice:
Goblin-approved design with mythic mischief baked in
Soft, breathable fabric—comfortable enough for Valhalla or Helheim
Perfect gift for RPG players, Norse fans, and chaotic mortals everywhere
Life’s short. Afterlife’s longer. Hel’s got your back. 💀🔥
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Hel – Cheeky Goblin Unisex Tee
$21.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Soft, comfy, and dripping with cheeky attitude, this shirt is made for dice goblins, mythology nerds, and anyone who prefers their deities a little deadly. Wear it to game night, metal shows, or just when you want to remind people that you are the afterparty.
Why it’s a Hel of a choice:
Goblin-approved design with mythic mischief baked in
Soft, breathable fabric—comfortable enough for Valhalla or Helheim
Perfect gift for RPG players, Norse fans, and chaotic mortals everywhere
Life’s short. Afterlife’s longer. Hel’s got your back. 💀🔥
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |