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Step aside mortals, there’s a new boss in town. This tee celebrates Hera, the Greek goddess of marriage, power, and no-nonsense divine drama. Perfect for those who appreciate a little celestial attitude with their mortal chaos, this shirt is for anyone who wants to channel queen-level energy while staying comfy on your adventures through life… or game night.
Soft, breathable, and flattering on all adventurers, this shirt proves that whether you’re running a campaign, running errands, or running circles around your friends, you do it with style—and a little extra sass.
Why you’ll love it:
Goblin-approved humor mixed with divine power vibes
Soft, durable fabric perfect for mortal and immortal mischief alike
A standout gift for mythology nerds, power players, and anyone who likes their sass legendary
Wear it like Hera herself: confident, commanding, and just a tiny bit scary. 👑⚡
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Hera – Cheeky Goblin Unisex Tee
$21.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Soft, breathable, and flattering on all adventurers, this shirt proves that whether you’re running a campaign, running errands, or running circles around your friends, you do it with style—and a little extra sass.
Why you’ll love it:
Goblin-approved humor mixed with divine power vibes
Soft, durable fabric perfect for mortal and immortal mischief alike
A standout gift for mythology nerds, power players, and anyone who likes their sass legendary
Wear it like Hera herself: confident, commanding, and just a tiny bit scary. 👑⚡
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |