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Messenger of the gods, trickster extraordinaire, and speedster with a knack for mischief—Hermes isn’t just a Greek god, he’s the original goblin of chaos. This tee celebrates the god of travel, thievery, and questionable decisions, perfect for anyone who likes their style fast, flashy, and just a little naughty.
Soft, comfy, and ready for long adventures (or just running errands at lightning speed), this unisex shirt is ideal for mythology nerds, tabletop gamers, or anyone who appreciates a god who bends the rules—and maybe your heart.
Why it’s divine:
Cheeky, playful design for fans of mythology and mischief
Soft, breathable fabric for marathon sessions, conventions, or spontaneous races
Makes a perfect gift for lore lovers, tricksters, or anyone with a chaotic streak
Run fast. Trick harder. Be a little like Hermes. 😏⚡
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Hermes – Cheeky Goblin Unisex Tee
$21.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Soft, comfy, and ready for long adventures (or just running errands at lightning speed), this unisex shirt is ideal for mythology nerds, tabletop gamers, or anyone who appreciates a god who bends the rules—and maybe your heart.
Why it’s divine:
Cheeky, playful design for fans of mythology and mischief
Soft, breathable fabric for marathon sessions, conventions, or spontaneous races
Makes a perfect gift for lore lovers, tricksters, or anyone with a chaotic streak
Run fast. Trick harder. Be a little like Hermes. 😏⚡
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |