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Not all gods are chill. Some show up with war paint, hummingbird feathers, and an attitude that screams: roll initiative. The Huitzilopochtli Tee pays cheeky tribute to the Aztec god of sun and war—because if you’re going to worship something, it might as well be battle-ready and a little terrifying.
Soft, comfy, and bold enough to turn heads, this unisex shirt is perfect for history buffs, mythology nerds, and dice goblins who know a good patron when they see one. Wear it to game night, festivals, or just when you want your outfit to say: I bring the chaos, and the feathers.
Why it slaps harder than a crit:
Cheeky, eye-catching design inspired by Aztec myth
Comfy enough for campaigns, raids, or summoning the sun itself
Perfect gift for mythology lovers, gamers, or chaos enthusiasts
Sun. War. Mischief. Huitzilopochtli approves. ☀️⚔️
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Huitzilopochtli – Unisex T-Shirt
$21.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Soft, comfy, and bold enough to turn heads, this unisex shirt is perfect for history buffs, mythology nerds, and dice goblins who know a good patron when they see one. Wear it to game night, festivals, or just when you want your outfit to say: I bring the chaos, and the feathers.
Why it slaps harder than a crit:
Cheeky, eye-catching design inspired by Aztec myth
Comfy enough for campaigns, raids, or summoning the sun itself
Perfect gift for mythology lovers, gamers, or chaos enthusiasts
Sun. War. Mischief. Huitzilopochtli approves. ☀️⚔️
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |