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Every table has that player—the one who debates rules, flirts with chaos, and insists it’s all “in character.” This shirt is for the cheeky adventurers who turn every disagreement into roleplay gold (and drive their DM just a little bit mad). Soft, comfy, and made for long campaigns, this unisex tee is perfect for anyone whose roleplay style involves sarcasm, sass, and a healthy dose of goblin logic.
Why it’s a natural 20:
Perfect for D&D players, dice goblins, and chaotic bards
Lightweight and breathable—ideal for rolling dice and eyes
Great gift for the party troublemaker (or the DM who argues back)
It’s not an argument—it’s immersion. 🎲😏
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
I’m Not Arguing, I’m Roleplaying – Cheeky RPG Gamer Unisex T-Shirt
$21.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Why it’s a natural 20:
Perfect for D&D players, dice goblins, and chaotic bards
Lightweight and breathable—ideal for rolling dice and eyes
Great gift for the party troublemaker (or the DM who argues back)
It’s not an argument—it’s immersion. 🎲😏
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |