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Make waves wherever you go—literally. This Poseidon Tee is for mortals who like their gods salty, their oceans chaotic, and their sense of humor… tidal. Whether you’re summoning storms, tossing tridents, or just showing off that you rule the sea better than anyone else, this shirt lets everyone know you’re the kind of adventurer even the pantheon envies.
Soft, comfy, and perfect for long campaigns, conventions, or just lounging like a true god of the deep, this tee is a must-have for mythology nerds, RPG players, and anyone who likes their humor cheeky with a side of ocean spray.
Why it’s a critical hit:
Goblin-approved mischief meets Greek mythology
Bold, splashy design for gods, mortals, and chaos-lovers alike
Comfortable fit for long campaigns or summoning storms at the tavern
Rule the seas, strike fear (or envy), and always look dangerously good doing it. 🌊⚡
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Poseidon – Cheeky Goblin Unisex Tee
$21.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Soft, comfy, and perfect for long campaigns, conventions, or just lounging like a true god of the deep, this tee is a must-have for mythology nerds, RPG players, and anyone who likes their humor cheeky with a side of ocean spray.
Why it’s a critical hit:
Goblin-approved mischief meets Greek mythology
Bold, splashy design for gods, mortals, and chaos-lovers alike
Comfortable fit for long campaigns or summoning storms at the tavern
Rule the seas, strike fear (or envy), and always look dangerously good doing it. 🌊⚡
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |