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All hail the Queen—loud, bold, and just a little unhinged. The Queen of Hearts Tee takes Alice in Wonderland’s most infamous monarch and gives her the goblin-approved treatment: sassy, mischievous, and ready to shout “Off with their heads!” at the slightest inconvenience.
Made from soft, comfy fabric, this unisex shirt is perfect for tea parties that get out of hand, late-night campaigns through Wonderland, or just flexing your chaotic side in everyday life.
Why it rules:
Bold, eye-catching design that’s equal parts cheeky and regal
Comfy fit that survives long adventures (or arguments)
Perfect gift for Wonderland fans, chaos gremlins, and drama queens alike
Because sometimes ruling with an iron fist (and a wicked smile) is the only way. 👑♥️
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Queen of Hearts – Cheeky Goblin Unisex Tee
$21.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Made from soft, comfy fabric, this unisex shirt is perfect for tea parties that get out of hand, late-night campaigns through Wonderland, or just flexing your chaotic side in everyday life.
Why it rules:
Bold, eye-catching design that’s equal parts cheeky and regal
Comfy fit that survives long adventures (or arguments)
Perfect gift for Wonderland fans, chaos gremlins, and drama queens alike
Because sometimes ruling with an iron fist (and a wicked smile) is the only way. 👑♥️
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |