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Meet Epona, the Celtic goddess of horses, freedom, and “I’ll trample you if you get in my way.” This tee is for adventurers who like their deities wild, their rides fast, and their style just a little legendary. Whether you’re a dice goblin who worships horsepower or just someone who likes divine fashion with a cheeky twist, this shirt is a critical hit.
Soft, comfy, and worthy of a goddess, this unisex tee is perfect for game nights, festivals, or galloping dramatically into the sunset (real horse optional).
Why it’s divine loot:
Bold, cheeky design inspired by Celtic myth and goblin mischief
Super soft fabric for mortals and demigods alike
A perfect gift for mythology buffs, gamers, and anyone who wants to ride in style
Channel your inner goddess. Epona approves (and so do the horses). ?✨
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Epona – Cheeky Goblin Unisex Tee
$21.00
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Flexible returns
Soft, comfy, and worthy of a goddess, this unisex tee is perfect for game nights, festivals, or galloping dramatically into the sunset (real horse optional).
Why it’s divine loot:
Bold, cheeky design inspired by Celtic myth and goblin mischief
Super soft fabric for mortals and demigods alike
A perfect gift for mythology buffs, gamers, and anyone who wants to ride in style
Channel your inner goddess. Epona approves (and so do the horses). ?✨
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |