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He spins straw into gold, makes deals you definitely shouldn’t sign, and throws bigger tantrums than a barbarian with one hit point left. The Rumpelstiltskin Tee takes the classic Grimm fairytale trickster and gives him the cheeky goblin twist he deserves.
Perfect for mischief-makers, deal-breakers, and anyone who laughs a little too hard when the contract has “fine print,” this tee is soft, comfy, and ready for your next chaotic adventure—whether that’s at the game table, the convention hall, or the local tavern.
Why you’ll love it:
Goblin-approved design for fans of fairytales, chaos, and sass
Soft, durable fabric for long nights of scheming (or gaming)
Perfect gift for cheeky storytellers, RPG players, or anyone who knows the real magic word is sarcasm
Gold is overrated. Style is priceless. 😏✨
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Rumpelstiltskin – Cheeky Goblin Unisex Tee
$21.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Perfect for mischief-makers, deal-breakers, and anyone who laughs a little too hard when the contract has “fine print,” this tee is soft, comfy, and ready for your next chaotic adventure—whether that’s at the game table, the convention hall, or the local tavern.
Why you’ll love it:
Goblin-approved design for fans of fairytales, chaos, and sass
Soft, durable fabric for long nights of scheming (or gaming)
Perfect gift for cheeky storytellers, RPG players, or anyone who knows the real magic word is sarcasm
Gold is overrated. Style is priceless. 😏✨
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |