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Why settle for a Sugar Daddy when you could have an Eldritch Daddy? More tentacles, more power, and way more chaotic fun. This tee is for the naughty adventurers who prefer their patrons mysterious, their magic a little forbidden, and their relationships… complicated. Soft, comfy, and undeniably mischievous, this unisex shirt is perfect for warlocks, dice goblins, and anyone who likes their roleplay with a side of dark, spicy chaos. Wear it to game night, conventions, or just to make strangers at the tavern very curious.
Why it’s a critical hit:
Naughty goblin humor that turns heads (and maybe twists minds)
Soft, durable fabric for long campaigns and longer pacts
Perfect gift for warlocks, flirty bards, or anyone who whispers “Daddy” to their patron
Because sometimes, power comes at a price… and you’re into it. 😏💀✨
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Sugar Daddy? No, Eldritch Daddy – Cheeky RPG Player Unisex T-Shirt
$21.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Why it’s a critical hit:
Naughty goblin humor that turns heads (and maybe twists minds)
Soft, durable fabric for long campaigns and longer pacts
Perfect gift for warlocks, flirty bards, or anyone who whispers “Daddy” to their patron
Because sometimes, power comes at a price… and you’re into it. 😏💀✨
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |