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Meet Susanoo: Japanese god of storms, chaos, and questionable sibling rivalries. This tee pays tribute to the legendary troublemaker who slayed an eight-headed dragon, invented the “dramatic exit,” and basically set the bar for chaotic energy centuries before your dice ever betrayed you.
Perfect for storming conventions, rolling dice, or just flexing your divine mischief on mortals, this unisex shirt is soft, comfy, and charged with goblin-approved thunder.
Why you need it (besides divine intervention):
Epic myth meets cheeky goblin humor
Soft, storm-ready fabric for everyday wear or chaotic campaigns
A great gift for mythology fans, D&D players, or anyone who’s a little bit stormy and a lot mischievous
Because sometimes you don’t just roll for initiative—you roll with thunder. ⚡🎲
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Susanoo – Cheeky Goblin Unisex Tee
$21.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Perfect for storming conventions, rolling dice, or just flexing your divine mischief on mortals, this unisex shirt is soft, comfy, and charged with goblin-approved thunder.
Why you need it (besides divine intervention):
Epic myth meets cheeky goblin humor
Soft, storm-ready fabric for everyday wear or chaotic campaigns
A great gift for mythology fans, D&D players, or anyone who’s a little bit stormy and a lot mischievous
Because sometimes you don’t just roll for initiative—you roll with thunder. ⚡🎲
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |