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Why worship quietly when you can strut around with Tezcatlipoca on your chest? Known as the Aztec god of night, chaos, and a little bit of “don’t mess with me,” Tezcatlipoca is basically the original edgy anti-hero. This shirt is perfect for anyone who loves their deities mysterious, their myths spicy, and their fashion chaotic.
Made with soft, comfy fabric, this tee is ideal for game nights, history nerd meetups, or just flexing your divine drip at the tavern. Goblins may be cheeky, but even we know when to respect big god energy—while still having a laugh about it.
Why you need it in your hoard:
Bold design featuring the ultimate trickster god
Super comfy unisex fit for mortals and mischief-makers alike
Perfect gift for mythology buffs, dice goblins, or anyone who thrives on chaos
Because let’s be real—Tezcatlipoca is basically Chaotic Sexy Neutral. 😏✨
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Tezcatlipoca – Unisex T-Shirt
$21.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Made with soft, comfy fabric, this tee is ideal for game nights, history nerd meetups, or just flexing your divine drip at the tavern. Goblins may be cheeky, but even we know when to respect big god energy—while still having a laugh about it.
Why you need it in your hoard:
Bold design featuring the ultimate trickster god
Super comfy unisex fit for mortals and mischief-makers alike
Perfect gift for mythology buffs, dice goblins, or anyone who thrives on chaos
Because let’s be real—Tezcatlipoca is basically Chaotic Sexy Neutral. 😏✨
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |