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Meet Tlaloc, the Aztec god of rain, storms, and “oops, sorry about the flood.” This tee brings ancient power with a cheeky twist, perfect for adventurers who know the weather is just another boss fight. Wear it and channel the vibes of thunder, lightning, and that one goblin in the party who always brings way too much drama.
Soft, comfy, and built for mortals, this unisex shirt is perfect for game nights, festivals, or just showing off that your style is mythically chaotic.
Why it’s divine mischief:
Bold design that blends history, myth, and goblin sass
Lightweight and comfy for both sunny days and torrential downpours
Perfect for dice goblins, mythology nerds, or anyone who loves rocking legendary looks
Bring the storm. Steal the spotlight. Praise be to Tlaloc (and your drip). ⚡🌧️👑
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Tlaloc – Unisex T-Shirt
$21.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Soft, comfy, and built for mortals, this unisex shirt is perfect for game nights, festivals, or just showing off that your style is mythically chaotic.
Why it’s divine mischief:
Bold design that blends history, myth, and goblin sass
Lightweight and comfy for both sunny days and torrential downpours
Perfect for dice goblins, mythology nerds, or anyone who loves rocking legendary looks
Bring the storm. Steal the spotlight. Praise be to Tlaloc (and your drip). ⚡🌧️👑
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |