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Law, honor, and… occasional questionable decision-making? Meet Tyr, the one-handed god of justice who proves that sometimes losing a hand is worth the style points. This tee is for anyone who loves Norse mythology, heroic chaos, and the kind of divine mischief only a god (or a goblin) could pull off.
Soft, comfy, and battle-ready, this unisex shirt is perfect for conventions, game nights, or just flexing your “I’m honorable…mostly” energy. Wear it while slaying dragons, arguing over dice rolls, or just pretending you know what you’re doing.
Why you’ll love it:
Cheeky, goblin-approved take on a legendary Norse god
Super soft fabric that survives long campaigns, raids, and casual chaos
A perfect gift for mythology nerds, gamers, or anyone who respects justice…sometimes
Justice may be blind, but your style doesn’t have to be. ⚔️😏
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Tyr – Cheeky Goblin Unisex Tee
$21.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Soft, comfy, and battle-ready, this unisex shirt is perfect for conventions, game nights, or just flexing your “I’m honorable…mostly” energy. Wear it while slaying dragons, arguing over dice rolls, or just pretending you know what you’re doing.
Why you’ll love it:
Cheeky, goblin-approved take on a legendary Norse god
Super soft fabric that survives long campaigns, raids, and casual chaos
A perfect gift for mythology nerds, gamers, or anyone who respects justice…sometimes
Justice may be blind, but your style doesn’t have to be. ⚔️😏
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |