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Late again? Perfect. The White Rabbit Tee takes Wonderland’s most frantic furball and gives him the cheeky spotlight he deserves. Because let’s be real—if you’re not running late, overbooked, or dodging responsibility like a true goblin, are you even adventuring?
Soft, comfy, and a little chaotic, this unisex shirt is perfect for dreamers, mischief-makers, and anyone who knows time is just another thing to ignore until it bites you.
Why you’ll chase this rabbit:
Goblin-approved Wonderland mischief
Comfy fit for tea parties, dungeon crawls, or questionable adventures
Perfect gift for Alice fans, dice goblins, and chaos gremlins alike
Fall down the rabbit hole—just don’t forget your shirt. 🐇⏱️✨
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

White Rabbit – Cheeky Goblin Unisex Tee
$21.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Soft, comfy, and a little chaotic, this unisex shirt is perfect for dreamers, mischief-makers, and anyone who knows time is just another thing to ignore until it bites you.
Why you’ll chase this rabbit:
Goblin-approved Wonderland mischief
Comfy fit for tea parties, dungeon crawls, or questionable adventures
Perfect gift for Alice fans, dice goblins, and chaos gremlins alike
Fall down the rabbit hole—just don’t forget your shirt. 🐇⏱️✨
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |