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Xipe Totec – Unisex T-Shirt

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Sometimes gods need a little chaos too—and Xipe Totec, the Aztec god of renewal, agriculture, and… flamboyant shedding of skin, is here to prove it. This tee is for adventurers, history buffs, and dice goblins who like their mythology a little spicy, their deities a little dramatic, and their wardrobe full of conversation starters.

Soft, comfy, and ready for quests both mortal and divine, this shirt is perfect for conventions, game nights, or just flexing your godly knowledge with a wink.

Why you’ll love it:

Bold, cheeky design that turns heads and sparks laughs

Comfortable fit for adventuring, gaming, or casual mischief

Perfect gift for mythology nerds, RPG players, or anyone who loves a little chaotic deity energy

Wear your chaos. Show your flair. Channel your inner Xipe Totec… skin shedding optional. 😏✨

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65

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