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Ruler of the skies, master of lightning, and occasional drama king—Zeus never needed a DM to tell him how to throw a tantrum. This tee brings the king of the Greek gods straight to your wardrobe, with all the thunderous charisma and cheeky attitude you’d expect (minus the smiting… probably).
Perfect for mythology nerds, tabletop gamers, or anyone who secretly wishes they could hurl lightning bolts at their party for fun, this shirt is soft, comfy, and charged with enough personality to start storms of your own.
Why it’s a divine crit:
Bold, cheeky design that turns heads like Zeus’ lightning bolts
Soft, durable fabric for lounging, gaming, or casually asserting dominance
A perfect gift for mythology lovers, nerdy adventurers, or your favorite god complex friend
Channel the power. Own the thunder. Look legendary. ⚡😏
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Zeus – Cheeky Goblin Unisex Tee
$21.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Perfect for mythology nerds, tabletop gamers, or anyone who secretly wishes they could hurl lightning bolts at their party for fun, this shirt is soft, comfy, and charged with enough personality to start storms of your own.
Why it’s a divine crit:
Bold, cheeky design that turns heads like Zeus’ lightning bolts
Soft, durable fabric for lounging, gaming, or casually asserting dominance
A perfect gift for mythology lovers, nerdy adventurers, or your favorite god complex friend
Channel the power. Own the thunder. Look legendary. ⚡😏
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |